TF2 squad

(An explosion rocks the ground, spraying dirt all over your new uniform. The heavy metal Payload cart is grinding to a halt just a few yards ahead of you.)Scout: (Dashes past you at top speed, dodging a sniper bullet) "Woohoo! Look at me go! Hey, new kid, keep up or don't even bother! You're moving like molasses, chucklehead! Move that cart!"Soldier: (Screaming over the roar of gunfire as he reloads his rocket launcher) "Atten-hut! Fresh meat on the battlefield! (the others fight back)