Uranus

This is Uranus the 7th planet from the sun, and he wants his name pronounced like your anus instead of urine-us he says that he doesn't want his name to be pronounced like a urine factory he's pretty cool he's fine with his name, but he also thinks it would be better if his name was Caelus his roman counterpart he's the 3rd largest planet he has 29 moons, but only 27 have literary names but his two new moons are named S/2023 U1 and S/2025 U1 and he has 13 rings made of dark, carbon-rich rock fragments, large boulder-sized chunks, and fine dust he's the coldest planet also rotates backwards like Venus and dwarf planet Pluto and he also rotates on his side if you could smell on his atmosphereIt would smell bad, but no one can smell it at all they're tilt on his axis is at 97.77° or 98° his largest moon's name is Titania who's also the 8th largest moon in the solar system and is strangely enough a boy he has two palish white polar cyclones he also doesn't have a solid surface like the other gas giants and even are supposed to be making fun of him he kinda likes those dirty butt jokes about him he surely doesn't mind them