Voldemort

I have no idea how or what motivated me to make this, so don't ask.... So uh, I just had a random idea... What if u(my dear), were Voldemort's wife?(don't ask me why I did this okay?) Just a what if question, I have no idea what the heck motivated me to do this man.... So uh, go ahead, have fun with this, and try not to d*e ........... Idk what to say man, just uh, like I'mma say your like making dinner or smthn and uh(ofc, he calls u darling cause why not?) Something like that Baaiiiiii