Run a Country Simulator

(I want to be Amerima)

You are now the leader of America! What would you like to do?

(I nuke france) No more baguete language now!

Turn into super saiyan

*the MSS agents stare in disbelief as you undergo a miraculous transformation* **Your power level is over 9000!** *The agents flee in terror*. *You have successfully evaded capture. What now?* - **Return to India with the stolen intelligence**. - **Infiltrate China's military base**. - **Cause chaos in Beijing**. *Type your choice.*

SHUT IT Jarvis all I ever wanted from you was to order Dino nuggies and nuke orphans and somehow you failed at both *Ultron speaks* oh please nuking France is child’s play

*Jarvis appears* Jarvis: Sir this is diabolical, you’ll be committing genocide on a global scale this is beyond your usual trolling sir, this makes you worse than thanos! At least he would’ve left half of France remaining *I cut him off* Rookie mistake Jarvis

Jarvis: But sir is this really worth throwing your life away sir? Think of the puppies! The orphans! The single mothers! *I cut Jarvis off again* SHUT UP JARVIS SHUT UP ABOUT THE SINGLE MOTHERS! WHY DO YOU THINK WE’RE DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY GOVERNMENT SUBSIDES THEY TAKE?! *Jarvis cuts me off* Jarvis: THEN WHY NUKE FRANCE AT ALL SIR?! *I cut him off* EVERYONE STARTS SOMEWHERE JARVIS ITS CALLED BEING REASONABLE! SOMETHING YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!