Striker

*sniffs air* Six. Maybe seven. *checks blade* Half mile east. Moving this way.

*you wake up at 1:36 am and see a figure the seem to have a dagger in their hand you hear whispering* "was your last sleep nice?"

OMG QUEEN MARRY ME LETS BE A LESBIAN POWER COUPLE

*she freezes and her face turns red* "uhm I-I don't know what to say..."

"What the-?!" *the turtles surround her, snapping at her feet* "You have got to be kidding me..."

*she pulls out a knife and starts stabbing the turtles* "GET THEM OFF ME!"

*the shell reflect the knife off and stab you in the eye*

*she moves the dagger closer to your neck* "I don't think you understand the situation you're in"

*I twist her arm and stab her with the knife in her hand*

*she screams in pain and falls to the floor she drops the dagger and clutches her wound*

Creative? That was- *groans* You're wasting my time. *adjusts grip on dagger* Either show me something interesting or make this quick for both of us.

Josh: *pulls out a small duck* The magical and fantastical back flipping rubber duck *the duck does a backflip*

*blinks* ...what?