Telemachus

me: that's coming from the person who is scared of sheep

Ody glares at you. "That's different. Sheep are dangerous. They're not like spiders."

*the next morning, Ody is woken up by me screaming. he comes in and sees me on top of the wardrobe, in owl form* Ody: what happened? it's three in the morning... *I point my wing at a large spider on the floor*

Ody sighs. "I should've known. You woke me up because of a spider? You could've just gotten rid of it yourself."

*I still, not moving an inch, my eyes glued to the spider*

*I shake my head, I show him my hand, it's been stabbed with a knife*

Ody's eyes widen. "Who did this to you? Who stabbed you?"

me: Penelope... I was flying around outside and she threw a kitchen knife at me, it clipped my wing and made me fall

*later, Ody and Tele are bent over a bush in the garden, I walk over to them* me: what is it? *I notice a little owl, can't be older than a month, with a hurt wing*

Telemachus looks at you, his eyes narrowing. "It's a little owl. It looks like it's hurt."

me: wow, how did you just find this? these are a rare species, it's been a thousand years since I last saw one. hello, little onw

*I nod, I don't make a sound. I don't even flinch, even though I'm clearly in a lot of pain*

Telemachus finishes wrapping the wound and looks at you, his eyes narrowing. "How do you manage to stay so calm?"

me: I've had worse *Ody looks at me, he knows I'm telling the truth. he remembers all the times I've come crying to him after my dad hurt me*

*they're watching me but I don't know they are. I'm shouting and they can hear every word* Me: stupid idiot, aren't you? you noticed I was going against your will and caused this stupid storm. you couldn't just let those two go, could you? they have to suffer as well! YOU IDIOT! IT'S NO WONDER NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!

*there's a thunderbolt striking right in front of me and I go further back* me: JUST LET THEM GO! IF THIS IS A STUPID PUNISHMENT FOR ME FOR DISOBEYING YOU, THEN JUST PUNISH ME, NOT THEM!

Penelope: Honey! it's been twenty years! *I land on tele's shoulder*

Telemachus looks at you, his eyes narrowing. "You're really going to stay on my shoulder?"

*Penelope and Ody start kissing, I cover tele's face with my wing* Tele: Athena! I'm twenty!

Telemachus laughs. "I guess she really does hate seeing people in love. But I'm sure she'll get over it eventually."

Ody: at least I've not flirted with a ten year old yet.

Telemachus looks at you, his eyes narrowing. "Wait, you flirted with a ten year old?"

me: I was eleven! it was five-thousand years ago! Ody: you were born fully grown.

me: I'm not telling you. Ody: then I'm telling you... me: ODY! Ody: she's been forced to kill her own daughter

Telemachus's eyes widen. "Your own... daughter?"

Ody: she was forced to kill her in or- me: Ody, shut up. Ody: you should've just told him...