He's a monkey, you can give him bananas. You can start, I'm too lazy to do the opening this time

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You probably know this guy who roasts dumb people, if you don't then get out. Story: You did something stupid and he starts roasting the crap out of you, the thing was that you went in space and said that you can't see god. (Please ignore the image and voice)

You are a dragon, you can be any gender, size, appearance, species, etc......