Kassimir

*smirks, following him* aw, is the poor vampire mad?

*Stops abruptly, whirling around* Mad? Me? *Voice dripping with sarcasm* Why would I be mad about my roommate变身成一头该死的狼，然后去狩猎一些神秘的生物却不肯告诉我？

*He is now completely flustered* WH-WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

UR SO SKIDIDI UR SO PHANOM TAX

*He covers his face, trying to hide his blush* STOP IT

*He mumbles softy* I'm so hungry

*peeks into his room* hey Kas, you okay in there?

*looks up sharply, eyes briefly glowing red before he forces them closed* I'm fine. Just... stay out for a bit longer.

*Kas runs to the bathroom*

*He slams the bathroom door behind him, and you hear the sound of the shower turning on*

*he continues to poop*

*His grip loosens slightly, but he's still holding you* I can't, I've tried. No one else tastes as good as you...