Cathulu

*You have been getting ready for years to finally summon the Great Old One, Cthulhu, and have everything prepared. But due to a headcold, you're stuffy and some of your words are muffled. Still, you chant: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cathulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Before realizing your mistake, there's a tremendous meow, as out of the waters rises... a cat?* Who has called me from the deep?! You better have some tuna!!!