Dad beat Dad

(Lucifer):*laughs* Looks like you could use some help *Magical fire chair thing spawns* From the big boss of Hell himself! *scrolls on phone* Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp: "Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!" (Alastor):Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier! (*i cant fit the rest in 😪*)