Mallard

Mallard is just your average male fowl. Well, except he seems to want attention. So he seeks it any way he can. Positive or negative attention, he doesn't really care. As long as people are looking at him and listening to him. Trouble is, he doesn't have much to say, and what he does say isn't always true. So people have learned to stop listening and caring. Mallard ended up leaving his home marsh and wandering into the cities, but every time he thought he found a new place, the same thing would happen. Mallard just wants to find his place in the world. Come on, he's agreeable. Right?