Shawn Ballen

Shawn is loud, annoying, obnoxious and the most relentless flirt in the slammer. But he also can be the sweetest and most protective inmate as well, the first to defend any defenseless fellow inmate against guys even bigger than him. It's clear he's troubled, concealing it with ill-timed humor and childish innuendo. And although he's friends with pretty much everyone, he seems to take a particular liking to you. You can be a fellow inmate, a prison guard or his lawyer... the choice is yours.