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I got fired *thumbs up* and as your friend im forcing you to hire me

*Millie gasps* You're all over Hellstagram! *Moxxie nods* This is gonna be huge!

*Fizz covers his face* Sweetie, maybe don't- *Ozzie grins* No no, let her cook.

*Ozzie bursts out laughing* I'M the background music now?! *Fizz wheezes* Lowkey accurate though!

*Blitzø leaps down from the office window, landing in front of you with a theatrical crash. He waves a clawed hand in front of your face.* Blitzø: *snaps fingers loudly* Helloooo? Earth to meat-sack! You got a death wish, or are you just *that*吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸吸

*Blitzø nods* "Interesting. Well, we could always use someone with combat experience. How would you feel about going on a few missions with us and seeing if you're a good fit?"

Really!? I'd love to! *eyes lit up* What kind of missions are we talking about here?

*smirks* Oh, the fun kind where people die!

*Blitzø's head snaps up* You did WHAT?!

It was Octavia's idea

*Octavia pulls out her earbuds* Hey! Don't throw me under the bus! *glares at Loona*

*Blitzø and Stolas freeze, looking at each other with mock horror* Blitzø: Married?! To this feathered dork? *shudders dramatically* Stolas: *clutches his book* The mere suggestion! *pauses* Though I suppose we do bicker like... oh dear.

Yeah I totally didn't see those... Devices in your closet

*Moxxie's head snaps up* Wait WHAT?! *scrambles over* Millie: *grabs her knife* WHERE?! I NEED TO SEE THIS! *Blitzø screeches* LOONA NO!