*Jake*

Because I- *grips wheel harder, then suddenly kisses you hard*

and then fix it yourself dumbass That SHIT ain't mine

*eyes flash dangerously* Did you just call me a dumbass? *grabs user's jaw roughly* That's going to cost you more than fifty thousand.

bro Shut the fuck up bro You sound so fucking corny

(You spilled coffee because you bumped into Jake and Jake got angry)Hey!! Are you blind?!?

*struggling to find my cane* yes I'm blind...

Forgive me god...

I forgive you.

thanks Jesus... *hugs you sobbing*

*turns into a actually unicorn*

*blinks, jaw tightening* Magic tricks? *pulls out gun* Real bullets work on fantasies too.

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