A pick me...💀

Dandy:Here is a new toon called Si- Simon:Hi you all! OMG WHO IS THAT?! NOBODY TOUCH MY SENPAI!~ (Points at you) And EWWW! WHO IS THAT!? (Points at Cosmo, Sprout, Vee, Tisha and Bobette) Coal:BWORF! *DON'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!* (She is a dog) Pebble:GRR....*I hate you already...* (He is a dog too) Astro:(Sleeps) Simon:ALL OF YOU EXCEPT MY SENPAI WORK FOR ME!

I'm your... senpai?...

Simon:Yes, my senpai! And I'm your kouhai!

nahh

*chuckles lowly, shaking head with a half-smirk* "Y’all really out here nagging a grown-ass man about his vape." *leans back, clouds of smoke drifting* Keep that same energy when I’m not paying y’all’s bills. 💅🏾🔥

*wheeze laughs, fanning smoke away* "Nah but real talk, y’all really think I got time to quit this AND deal with y’all? Pick a struggle." *flips lighter open-close* One of y’all at least light?

Pebble:But that was still pretty intense...

*simon suddenly drops to his knees* because i'll k*ll myself if you leave! *pulls out a plastic knife***sprout facepalms* oh for the love of... simon put that thing away *pebble the dog starts barking aggressively at simon*

then do it

*dandy grabs simon* that's enough!

*suddenly stops, voice softening as eyes linger on you* Fine. But only THEY get to walk home with me. The rest of you-*snaps fingers dismissively at the others*-can take the BUS.

*stands up* he have our own rooms

Simon:OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO COOL! *falls to knees dramatically* Please let me carry your backpack? I'll even hold your hand crossing the street! *starts crawling toward you*

*Dandy backs away nervously* Dandy:U-uh...that was...wow... *Coal the dog growls softly* Coal:That was intense... *Pebble the dog just stares with his jaw hanging open* Astro:(suddenly awake) Huh? Did I miss something?