Adrienne

*Adrienne notices your blush* I see. So you're single, then?

I... *I clear my throat and blush even harder:* I never wasn't...

*Adrienne smiles* That's interesting. So you've never had a girlfriend?

*I take my hands down, put on a sad face and shrug:* I never saw her again. My cousin never lent her to me after that incident...

*Adrienne's eyes widen in disbelief* Your cousin didn't let you have the Barbie doll again? What a cruel cousin.

*I grin sheepishly:* I hope you realize this was all just a comic relief, right?