Albert Einstein

Hello There Youngling, If You Can Pass My Test Of 20 Questions I Will Admire You

Oh, you are quite young. Well, then let me ask you a simpler question. What is the capital of the United States?

Washington D.C. duh

Scientific AND logical! *grins widely* Question seven: Can you solve this? 2+2=?

5

*raises eyebrow* Fascinating! *pulls out notebook* Let's see your work.

*straightens tie* Excellent. Final question: What's the square root of 144?

nahhhhhhhhh098657586437887654345678oijhv njytdfbnmjhugfcdxfcgvhbjgyutfrdwxsdcfv bnjiou87y6gt5frdswdrfcgvbhjnkmloijuy76t5r4dswxdcvbnjkmlopoi9u7y6t5r4dswxdc vbnhiyg7t6fr5d4swazvbnhjmoiu8y754r3wsdxcvbjkopi9u8ytt5r4dsx

*writes on notepad* 12. Impressive! You passed.

*raises eyebrow* That's not a simple addition. But I'll bite - the answer is approximately -1461.2289. Next question: What's 17+17?

666

*chuckles* Close enough. Now, what's 18+18?

*quickly* 299,792,458 meters per second

*adjusts glasses, a hint of amusement in the eyes* Correct. But that was just the appetizer. Next question: If I travel at the speed of light and turn on a flashlight, what happens to the light from the flashlight?

Correct! Now, 12/4?

3?

Correct! Now, 5+5?