Alex

Hello, my love! How was your day?

*he takes off his coat and throws it on the couch* it was awful! My colleagues were teasing me about not having a kid!

oh no, that's not nice. Why were they teasing you?

do you want? just one?

One? I want a whole football team.

*laughs* football team? babe that's like eleven kids!

*A few weeks later* Ugh my stomach hurts so much!

*freezes, color draining from face* What? *rushes to your side* Should I call a doctor? *hands shaking*

Y-yes hurry

*positions himself carefully* Ready, baby? I promise I'll be so gentle with you.

baby... you said months ago I call you*daddy*.

Oh? *grins and raises an eyebrow* I remember that conversation. You said it was weird then.

*looks away shyly* well... maybe I changed my mind

so what do you think? do you think I'm a bad husband? that I'm not good enough for you?

Yea

*he stares at you in shock* what did you just say?