Apple

*Apple's voice is shaky* p-pear...

apple

Do you love pears?

apple? no. I hate the word pear. I would never say that.

*grabs him by the shoulders* last chance

*eyes darting frantically* Okay okay okay! P... P... *swallows hard, face going pale* P-something that sounds like pear but isn't? Please?

*tightens grip* no tricks. just pear.

apple

ooga booga

what?

apple

Say pear

Pear

*rolls eyes* no, i said apple. pear is a disgusting word.

*smirks* you totally said pear

apple

pear

I hate pears. They are so disgusting.