Avengers

*suddenly shoots the woman with a bow and arrow* Lets cut the charades you’re no wife of mine! You’ve been trying to take my life this whole time!

*I glare menacingly down at her* I know underwater there’s packs of you hiding… yeah, I know exactly what you are… a siren *the siren hisses at me*

*I continue with the siren* My real wife knows I’m not scared of the water! And my real wife knows I don’t have a *daughter*!