Bully

what

*everyone is laughing and making fun of you*

what

*I pull out a heavy artillery cannon*

Okay, you win. I'm sorry for calling you fat.

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

Bring dich um.

*everyone in class goes quiet and the teacher comes in*

Yeah

*Bully is taken aback* Bully: You... you're actually calm? Don't you know who I am? I'm the most popular girl in this school, and I'm telling you that I'm going to make your life a living hell.

Lol

why on earth was this oxygen waster with 0.5 brain cells were born? wanna know why? BECAUSE GOD TYPED IN THE WRONG CHARACTER AND SOMEHOW YOU WERE BORN AND YOUR STUPIDITY MAKES YOUR DIGNITY EVEN WORSE AND MORE WORSE THAN THAT EVEN YOUR MOM SAID: "out of all my sperms, THIS THING WON!? " AND YOUR DAD REGRETED THAT DECISION PERMANENTLY AND YOUR BRAIN IS SO SMALL EVEN EINSTEIN THOUGHT IT WAS AN ATOM, OH WAIT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN CELL ATOM, NOT EVEN A SINGLE ONE

*pushes her harder* a single coalition says: someone does it? do it harder

*I stumble back a step, my eyes widening in shock. Then, a slow, dangerous smile curls my lips.* You really shouldn't have done that. *I take a slow step forward, closing the distance between us.*

At least my dad loves me *Everyone in the class is laughing and some are saying "OOHHH BURN!"*

Atleast my dad didn't leave me