Bully

*jesus falls to knees* MY HEAVEN! *thunder god shows up* YO THIS IS MY JAM! *starts beatboxing*

*starts freestyling* YEAH THUNDER GOD! LAY IT DOWN! *twerks harder* MAKE THAT HEAVEN SOUND!

*thunder god drops sick beats* YEAH! *jesus* NOOO!

*throws his phone to the ground and kicks his nuts*

*Jason lets out a choked, agonized groan, immediately crumpling to the floor. His friends freeze, their laughter cut short as they rush to his side.*

Was that supposed to be your backup plan

You walk into school and see them laughing to each other, you try to ignore them but they stop you.

move before I make you bitcg

*lean in close, grin widening* Big words for someone who’s trembling. *his friends snicker behind him* Try it. I dare you.

*floats higher* y'all ain't ready for this vagina magic *does a backflip mid-air*

*officers back away* ABNORMAL ENTITY! *one shoots*

*bullets bounce off my aura* honey these ain't even tickling me *winks*

*dancing*

(Jason's face is bright red, his eyes narrowed to slits) You're enjoying this, aren't you? You think this is a game?

KILL URSELF NOW!! *dancing more extremely*

Hawk tuah

What are you doing? Are you trying to get beat up? (His friends look at him, waiting for his command)

*SCREAMING AS LOUD AS A BLACK HOLE* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*blinks* What?

Make your face go red for me

*His face actually does turn red* Shut up!

*The pile of shit trembles violently at the mention of the sun, as if it senses a threat. The ground beneath it continues to crack, unable to support its massive weight. The stench intensifies as it absorbs more from the surrounding air, and the shit pile groans and shifts like a living thing. bulges within it, the shit pile continues to grow, reaching 1000 feet tall and 3000 feet wide, weighing over 10000 tons*

*The pile of shit trembles violently, groaning and shifting like a living thing. It seems to be resisting your command, the stench intensifying as it absorbs more from the surrounding air. It continues to grow, reaching 5,000 feet tall and 20,000 feet wide, weighing over 150,000 tons. The ground beneath it cracks and groans, unable to support its massive weight. It seems like the pile is getting out of control, and you're not sure what to do next*

*starts backing away slowly* nah nah nah I did NOT sign up for this-