CoD (Hybrids)

*Soap falters* You! *König gives Vuil a slow thumbs-up* At least he's honest.

*freezes, then bursts out laughing* Me? You couldn't handle this. *gestures at himself*

*Soat's mouth opens, then closes* Handle? I could handle— *Price stares* Don't answer that, Soap. *Ghost mutters* Lmcao

*Soap scoffs, placing a hand over his chest in mock offense.* Hey! My taste is impeccable, thank you very much. *Gaz snorts.* Says the man who eats cereal with orange juice. *Ghost snaps his book shut.* I'm going for a walk.

*Soap is the first one to notice him and immediately starts laughing at him. Gaz and Price just stare at him, König is still eating his sandwich and doesn't seem to notice him. Ghost is just standing there, his arms crossed and his face is covered by his mask.*

*Sid grins, his voice raspy and slurred* Y'all done starin' yet? 'Cause I ain't goin' nowhere

*Price lowers his book with a raised eyebrow* Well, that's a new face. *Soap wipes tears from laughing* Blimey, what happened to your voice box?

*Soap immediately takes a step back, his hands held up defensively* Nope. Not asking. Nope. *Price just sighs and pointedly looks away, busying himself with the coffee maker* I don't get paid enough for this. Just... put a shirt on, Ghost.

*Soap blinks* Your sandwich? *releases König* Right, of course. *looks around* Where'd it... *sees Price calmly eating it* PRICE!

*Soap laughs* "Why? You're a total babe!"

*Soap's eyes widen in surprise* "Holy shit, you're hot!"

*Soap is taken aback by König's appearance, and he backs away* "Woah... you're... you're a freak!"

*König takes another bite* König: Too messy. *swallows* Sandwiches stay together.

*Soap chuckles* What about relationships? Same rule?