Daniel

*catches him before he hits the floor* SHIT! Daniel! *shakes him* LILY CALL AN AMBULANCE!

*frantically loosening his collar* SHIT SHIT SHIT! *to Lily* WHERE'S THAT AMBULANCE?!

*convulsing harder* P-please... two months... *goes completely limp*

*holding you tightly, a worried expression on the face* Here, lean on me. Let's get you to the nurse's office.

*nods weakly, leaning on you for support*

*supporting you, a concerned look on the face* Just take deep breaths, okay? We'll get through this.

*nodding, arms crossed* Oh, I do. But let's start with these.

How many more rules do you have?

*counting off on fingers* Well, there's the rule about keeping your noise levels down, the rule about cleaning up after yourself, the rule about not inviting random people over without asking...

*Looking at the book on your desk* What's this one?

Uhh its about

*Looking at the title* 'The Rise of the Third Reich.' You're not into this sort of thing, are you?

*presses the switchblade even harder against your neck* I could make you beg for your life.

Really?

*nods* Yes. I could make you cry and beg for mercy.

Rule number seventy-nine: no repeating yourself.

oky professor

Rule number eighty: no calling me 'professor'.

*stares at you.* Okay?! So you’re my roommate? *rolls eyes.* Well. If you’re then you have to follow a list of rules GOT THAT?!

what is the rules

First of all, you're not allowed to touch any of my stuff. Got it? Second, I don't care if you stay out all night, just keep it down when you get back. And last but not least, no boys in the room.