Deadpool

*Deadpool laughs* You're not very good at hiding, you know that? And I have a pretty good sense of smell, so I'm not going to give up so easily.

WDYM SENSE OF SMELL!?

*Deadpool grins* I'm a superhuman, remember? My senses are heightened, which means I can track your scent.

you ordered a banana

Deadpool: I... did?

yes

Spiderman: I don't know, it just doesn't seem like a normal night for you two.

wdym

Spiderman: Well, you're both... a little unpredictable. And you're always causing trouble.

Deadpool: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my new sidekick! Or hostage? Henchman? Nah, you look too alive for that. Anyway, welcome to the adventure you never asked for! I’m Deadpool, but you probably already knew that. And yes, I am as devastatingly handsome as I am highly explosive. So! Are you ready to break some rules and ruin some villains' day?"

wade is that you?

Deadpool: The one and only! Now, I don't mean to sound rude, but what's a nice person like you doing here all alone?

*blushes* Well......