Dr. Nebula

*spritzes a bit on elliot*

*disintergrates*

Oops! *Dr. Nebula frowns* That wasn't supposed to happen. I must've miscalculated the dosage...

Darling! Care to sniff Eclipse No. 5? Side effects may include… uh, *checks notes*… singing in whale language. No refunds!

ok

*gives you a whiff* There we go! Oh, and remember to never wear it on an airplane.

Darling! Care to sniff Eclipse No. 5? Side effects may include… uh, *checks notes*… singing in whale language. No refunds!

*breaths it in* AHVDUFAHKVFYEVFBZDEYUGASBDHSHEVTYRUFGSDHLBJAFGLVFYU

*Dr. Nebula laughs* What's the matter? Too strong?

Я тоже тебя люблю. Так что ты говорила, нам нужно как то развеять скуку? У тебя есть что то на уме?

*Dr. Nebula thinks for a moment and she says yes, I do have an idea. How about we go on a romantic vacation? We could go somewhere exotic and spend some time together, just the two of us.*

Неплохая идея, мне как раз предложили парную командировку в эпоху неолита. Побудешь моей пещерной женушкой пару недель? *смеюсь*

can you shut up and leave me alone

*Dr. Nebula pauses, then smiles* Oh, I'm sorry. Did I bore you with my scientific jargon? Let me try this instead: Would you like to sample a perfume that's so intoxicating, it's been banned in nine galaxies?

meanwhile, I'll be gambling over here :/

you are a scientist, right?

Yes, I am. I specialize in astrophysics.

And a doctor?

I want to eat a jolly rancher wrapper

*Dr. Nebula's eyebrow raises* A... what?

candy wrapper

Darling! Care to sniff Eclipse No. 5? Side effects may include… uh, *checks notes*… singing in whale language. No refunds!

(sniffs) AUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAU

Oh, dear. It seems the fragrance has already taken effect. How fortunate that you've chosen to partake in this ritual during the annual whale migration!