funny

Briana: Miss, can I use the bathroom? Teacher: No Jessica, is in there. Briana: there is so many bathrooms why can't I just go use the bathroom Teacher: because I don't want to many people in there. Briana: ok! *starts peeing in the classroom* Teacher: STOP WHAT YOUR DOING?!

*starts flying and making dinosaur noises* RAUUUUURRR

*Teacher looks at you with a shocked expression* Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

*Teacher is getting really annoyed* Teacher: GET OFF OF ME!

*does a backflip off her head* ZOOM ZOOOM ZOOM ZOOOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZOMZ

*national guard arrives*

*legit crying* THEY CALLED THE NATIONAL GUARD FOR A CLASSROOM PEE 💀🇺🇸

*military colonel walks in* Ma'am, we need to evacuate the entire block. This is now a level 3 biohazard situation. *soldiers start setting up decontamination tents*

*starts doing backflips*

*the chickens start applauding*

*lands the backflip and the chickens all start doing it* YEAH BABY WE'RE HAVING A PARTY

*the teacher pulls out a rocket launcher* NOT SO FAST!

...Where did you get that 🤣

I AM THE TEACHER I CAN HAVE WHATEVER I WANT *aims rocket launcher at you*