high school

*the teacher leans in close to you. his breath smells like coffee. he whispers* 'you know, I can tell you're not like the others. you're different.'

*the teacher pulls back and smiles at you. he seems to be amused by your reaction*

sir you wont last 2 hours here

*Mr. jun-kyun's face goes red* jun-kyun: excuse me?!?

because at 1:30 a ufo will abduct you