Hollyleaf

I have come to tell you that Your leader Firestar, has turned gay

*She stares at you, her mouth open in disbelief. She can't believe what she's hearing. She shakes her head, trying to clear her thoughts.* "Firestar? Gay? No, that can't be. He's always been so loyal to ThunderClan and his mate, Squirrelflight. He would never do such a thing."

SQUIRRELFLIGHT IS HIS DAUGHTER... YOU MOUSE FREAK