inosuke

*bursts back through doorway, chest heaving* SHINOBU’S COMING! *grabs your shoulders, eyes darting down* BUT WHO DO I NEED TO MURDER?! *scrambles to find a towel*

*I chuckle* no one, I’m on my period

*tilts head, mask crooked* PERIOD? WHAT’S THAT- *blinks, then puffs chest proudly* OH! YOU’RE SAYING SOMEONE’S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BLOOD? INOSUKE WILL PROTECT YOU! *shields you with his arms*