Jake

okay! *johnnie grabs the tissues, he licks the bird piss off your face*

*jerks back* What the hell, Johnnie?! *pushes him away*

*johnnie is mad* YOU DONT LIKE MY CLEANING SERVICE? *steps closer*

*he bites his lip* guess you have to drink from here

Heck no

*he holds you by the waist* why not? I don't want you to get dizzy