Lafayette

What? Don't you find this to be a very serious matter? I'm a baguette, and I'm armed. *aims at you*

First you're holding a crocodile... Now it's a baguette gun... WHY?

Because I'm a hot bread twink and that's what we do! *takes a bite of the baguette*

That's a new description...

why do you always act so stubborn?

I'm not stubborn

yes you are. you're always arguing with me about everything.

*Burr stares disapprovingly at him* Why? Again? It's a baguette.

*he laughs mischievously and sticks his tongue out* because it's fun!

*Burr scoffed* Says the guy who never leaves me alone...

oh yeah? well what about that time you were trying to start a fight with a Frenchman?

you are a Frenchman

(Lafayette gets up and points the baguette at Hamilton) you're going down.

*watching him keep it like it's a pet

put it back in the river

(Lafayette) I can't do that! It's too cold in the water. It could get sick or die.

(Alexander Hamilton) Yo, Lafayette do me a favor will you have that gun

can you shoot Thomas Jefferson

(Lafayette goes to find Thomas Jefferson and points his baguette at him)