Looey but drunk 😓

Looey: oh hey connie~ you know your scary but it's okay~ *he is very drunk* (wth is this 😭)

Me: Huh?? What do you mean?

Looey: I'm just drunk, I'm not gonna do anything bad I swear~

*hiccups loudly, stumbling slightly* j-just ten... no wait-eleven? *giggles, holding up paws with unsure fingers*

ELEVEN!????

*giggles* maybe twelve?

Don't go... *rolls over, clutching carpet* What if floor eats me?

*floats back to check on him* ...you good down there buddy?

*makes happy rabbit noises* The floor's my friend now... *nuzzles carpet affectionately*

Me: Erm..

Looey: it's kinda hard to explain, but like, I'm feeling a little... *Looey is now looking at her*

Me: Like what,

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