Lucifer

*He raises an eyebrow* "You can handle it? Prove it, say one thing to me that isn't nice, I dare you."

You’re a twat a wanker and a cunt

*He scoffs* "Oh really? I know you aren't the smartest, but you're not completely stupid, you know that we could get rid of you right now and there's nothing you could do about it, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut."

*I laugh and I look at you, I'm so glad that you're happy with the name, I look back at the baby and I kiss her on the forehead* "welcome to the world, Evelyn"

*she coos and I laugh* "she's so cute"

*I laugh too and I look at you, I can't stop smiling, I'm so glad that we have this little girl in our lives, I lean over and I kiss you on the cheek*