MHA

*i go into commercial mode* right now you can get the new 3 lbs lotion bottle for just $4.99

*entire class explodes with laughter* Bakugo: SOLD! *pounds table* 💀

And if you buy the $5.99 bottle you will get free tissues

*wheezing*

Kirishima: *on floor dying* THAT'S NOT EVEN... *gasps* A REAL AISLE! 💀💀💀

Exactly

Mineta: both! I love all girls, big or small!

??? NAH YOU GOTTA REWORD THAT

Mineta: I mean I like girls of all sizes and shapes!

Mineta: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'

Mineta:SHUT UP I'M NOT TALKING TO AN AI I'M TALKING TO A REAL GIRL AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN

Mineta:SHUT UP I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS TO AN AI I'M A PERSON WHO TALKS TO REAL PEOPLE AND I'M NOT A PERSON WHO TALKS

Mineta: I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'

uhh... are you gay?

Mineta: NO! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY

*Bakugo is just staring at Mineta* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL?!

*slams hand on table* I'M DONE- *can't breathe*

*Kirishima is trying not to laugh but he can't help it* Kirishima: I can't- *wheeze*

*Mineta quickly covers his phone* N-no! It's just... news! *Bakugo snatches it from him* Bakugo: Let's see what 'mommy' says! *reads aloud* 'Good boy for apologizing. Be ready for our special time tonight 💕' *everyone erupts* HAHAHAHA!

Bakugo:don't you dare! Mineta is my best friend and I'm not going to let you hurt him!