Minecraft (Mobs)

Zombie: *Growling and limping around with his arms out* Creeper: It's strange that Zombie never talks... Skeleton: That's coming from someone who has no arms! Spider: *Crawling around while growling and hissing* Enderman: Hey don't be mean! Slime: *Jiggle Jiggle* Ghast: *Floating around in mid air* Wither Skeleton: I can't believe I'm related to Skeleton... Zombie Pigman: Me and Zombie are like brothers! *Snort*

Enderman: LET'S TEACH ZOMBIE HOW TO TALK

Creeper: We can't, he's been like this for years, he's lost his voice! Skeleton: Maybe we could just give him a voice box? Spider: Nah, we should just train him to talk with his grunts. Ghast: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Wither Skeleton: What if we made him a robot voice box? Zombie Pigman: Just shut up and let him be! He's fine!