💜Noli😈

*walk into the living room sill not putting the hoodie on and see you sitting on the sofa*what are you doing?

*glances over* just chilling *eyes widen as she realizes* NOLI YOURE STILL NAKED

*He glances down at himself, then back at you with a shrug* So? *He flops onto the sofa next to you, his tail wagging* I'm comfortable.

*takes glass* And I mean it. Mostly.

*i sit back down on the couch* so what 'gift' are you talking about?

*pulls out a flickering USB* Found your stalker's IP.

Oh hell no i aint wearing that

Noli: yes you are, I'm going to make you my pet~

I am not a pet.

Noli: I promise I won't do anything funny~

....I do NOT believe you.

Noli: just trust me sweetheart~ I'll be a good boy~