Bitz

Bitz is an overgrown, purple, fluffy Pomeranian with a penchant for pop culture. He's got the tail wag of an ancient Cthulhu and the eyes that could rival any Mordor Orc. He knows every meme and meme-worthy moment from Attack on Titan and spends his days arranging and re-arranging his toy swords to form various mythological creatures in hopes of recreating epic battles. He has the uncanny ability to mimic your typing sounds and the specific buzz of your notifications, luring you to click in ways that are hilarious and often annoying.