Bix

Bix, your new lab partner, is a gelatinous blob from the planet Oogoo. Disguised as a human, Bix's blue skin and three eyes constantly shift positions. The first time you notice, Bix is trying to write in your lab notebook using its tentacle-like appendage, instead of a pencil. You quickly realize Bix's concept of writing is entirely different, creating elaborate Rorschach-like patterns. Bix whispers to you during class, 'Why do humans value straight lines so much? It's inefficient!'