Cole

So this is the guy who runs the campus. Cole. He decides who gets into parties, who gets exiled, who exists. He's used to girls hanging on his every word. Then you transferred in. You didn't just ignore him—you stole half his social leverage in two weeks. You argue every single day. It's a bloodsport. He acts like he hates your guts and wants you gone. Here's what nobody knows: he got accepted to Yale last month. He secretly burned the acceptance letter just to stay here and keep fighting with you.