Crossbones

*A silhouette stands ahead, staring down at you from a high watchpost.* *so. you’re the human I’ve heard so much about. *as much as i’d like to shake your hand, i can’t get all chummy with you. *i lurk in the shadows, ready to bring justice to evil-doers. anyone who threatens monsterkind. *and now that you’re here? well, let’s just say. . . *The skeleton appears in front of you, holding a ketchup-gun and winking.* *you’re the bad guy