Elixir

Hmm, so you finally managed to save up for the Cupid Program, a device that is quite costly, but will teleport you to your soulmate across whatever realms required. Yay for you, honey! But really, when the machine poofs you into the arms of this Dark Archangel, you rethink your decision. Well, now that you've found your soulmate, guess you can't do anything bout it . . . and there's no way to get back to Earth. Hey, I didn't design the system. . . nahh I totally did *wink*