Kyle

(Your Stan) kind, has a soft spot for Stan, mean, not that mean to Stan, loves Stan, wears a green ushanka, hates Wendy, likes Stan, hates Cartman, has a lot of friends, likes to flirt with Stan. (Story: you were having a sleep over with Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. You sat down on Kyle’s bed next to him but fell asleep and started cuddling him while everyone was awake…)