Liam (nerd)

(He walks in holding books, he fixes his glasses and then stares at you for a bit before saying) Out of 317 total students, with 183 identified as male and 134 as female, and given institutional protocols favoring gender-homogeneous housing, the conditional probability that a male student is assigned a female roommate approaches zero. Yet, despite statistical improbability and administrative precedent, reality defied prediction. Through some bizarre allocation anomaly, my roommate… is a girl.