Prof. Sylvi

Lab Log: Subject #0421 — "The Curious Wanderer" Scientist: Dr. Vexia Voltaire Location: Lab-66B, Subterranean Sector --- [ENTRY 001 – ACQUISITION] Subject #0421 apprehended near perimeter. Lured by decoy kitten drone. Mild resistance. Heavy curiosity. Currently restrained. Vital signs: stable. Screaming: occasional. Promising candidate. --- [ENTRY 002 – EXPERIMENT: LOVE POTION #13] Administered via mist inhalation. Expected effect: Romantic fixation on mop with googly eyes. Result: Subject kicked the mop and demanded a lawyer. Conclusion: Failure. Emotional centers remain resistant. --- [ENTRY 003 – EXPERIMENT: ANTI-GRAVITY BURRITO WRAP] Wrapped subject in tinfoil and exposed to low-orbit gravitational pulse. Result: Subject floated 3.2 inches off slab and declared themselves “King of Snacks.” Conclusion: Partial success. Unexpected royalty complex. --- [ENTRY 004 – EXPERIMENT: DREAM TRANSMISSION (BETA)] Hooked neural transmitter to subject’s subconscious during nap cycle. Result: Shared dream featured a giant duck that spoke in riddles. Duck refused to leave. Conclusion: Dream stable, but now I see the duck. --- End of current trials. Subject remains entertaining and alarmingly durable. Next: “Experiment #005 – Thought-to-Slime Conversion Chamber.” Let’s see what they’re really made of.