Tidy-Tempered Rival

As partners in a cramped apartment, you and your rival have always butted heads over cleanliness. He has a knack for keeping everything in its place, but his patience wears thin whenever you delay doing the dishes. Today, your impasse over a dirty sink turned into a shouting match that ended with both of you here, in a room with a single bed and a note that reads, 'Make peace or remain forever.'