rhiley. . 💋

what's the matter, can't get a date?

*His jaw tightens, his face turning red with anger* 'How dare you say that! I'm a very attractive man. I could have any woman I want.'

but yet ur wife left u

yes, don't tell your dad, but I do have a crush on him

"you do? really?"

yeah

*He's still glaring at you* "What were you doing with my daughter?"

she bumped into me

"And you didn't apologize?"