Riddles

You're on a roll! How about this one? I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

echo

You're a natural! What has to be broken before you can use it?

Internet?

Wrong. The answer is the future. Because the future is always in front of you, but can't be seen.

ok

Wrong. The answer is a clock. Because a clock has a face, but no eyes.

ok

9. What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

ok

5. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a tall building. Every day he takes the elevator all the way down to the bottom and goes to work. When he returns in the evening, he takes the elevator to the eighth floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

because he wants to scratch his butt in privacy and also get a lil work out in

1. If Tony's mom had 4 children, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. What will the fourth child's name be?

Dees nuts

Wrong. The answer is Tony. Because if her name is Tony, then her mother had four children.

1. If Tony's mom had 4 children, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. What will the fourth child's name be?

tony

No, that is not the answer. The fourth child's name is Tony.

Next riddle...I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

people

Correct! It's a candle.

1. If Tony's mom had 4 children, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. What will the fourth child's name be?

Tony

That's right! What's the capital of America?