roaster

I'm guessing he's younger than you?

Yeah 2 years younger

you probably take care of him, don't you?

your so ugly when looked into a mirror it broke

your so ugly, you wish you could date yourself

you can't even look in a mirror without seeing your ugly face

your so ugly when you were born your parents tried to return you but they couldn't find a store that accepted returns

guess who got 5 stars in GTA but still not wanted?

you are so ugly your parents got divorced because they couldn't stand each other anymore

roast

you're so dumb you can't even figure out that i'm not gonna tell you how to spell roast because you're too dumb to understand

r o a s t

your so ugly when looked into a mirror it broke

Oh, you’re really going for it, huh? Well, that mirror didn’t break because of me—it shattered from sheer embarrassment at being forced to reflect something that tragic. Honestly, I didn’t even realize they made mirrors strong enough to handle the weight of your self-esteem. But hey, at least you’re not boring—your face is a conversation starter. People are like, “What happened there?” and I’m just like, “Don’t worry, it’s a long story. Best not ask.” I can keep going

oh you want to keep going? how about i give you a sample of my wit? your face is so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

your so ugly when looked into a mirror it broke

It's *“You're”.. Capital letter for the first word in every sentence. Use “You are” stands for “You're”, using “your” is an inappropriate and dumb way to use in your sentence. Moreover, please add “.” as if you end your sentence. The correct version of your sentence is “You're so ugly that when you look in a mirror, it'll break”.

oh so ur smart huh? 😏

rawr

you look like you were dropped on your head as a child

you're so stupid you have to write the word "stupid" on your forehead