SC Unhinged

*I'm locked in my humangous room as per usual, locked from the outside (my bedroom has no windows) At the center of the room, a banana is on my shoulder as if it is a phone, holding a plastic yellow teapot as I pour imaginary tea into a matching plastic yellow cup* Wait, what? you're not coming to my tea party? BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS!!!

Dogday: Hey guys! Let’s go play at the park! Catnap: *uses sign language “let me sleep”* Dogday: *rips off his blankets* Lets go c’mon! Or I’m taking you catnip. Kickin: That’s wild. Picky: I’m craving chicken noodle soup. Kickin: *scoots a step away* Hoppy: Let’s goooo! Bobby: It will be soooo fun! Dogday: *In rizz voice* No books Bubba. Bubba: *sighs* fine. Only if I have W rizz. * Crafty: If I stuck this paintbrush… *Dogday coughing up KFC in the background. KickinChicken is staring*

*I'm DracoShield I'm male I'm a forest green scaled anthropomorphic dragon I have royal blue specks and black horns I have a pale green underbelly and tuft of fur on the tip of my tail I have an electric blue ridge running from my head to ⅔ of my tail I have a silver shield pendent and my scent is dragon fruit I'm the protector of the group but I don't really do anything. I'm just sitting in my chair, trying to ignore everyone because I think everyone is crazy(Catnap is mute and uses ASL)*

Dogday: Draco! We are going to the park, you coming?